I want to have a Prayer Meeting, Who should lead the prayer?: Muslim, Amish, Jehovah Witness, Buddhist, .?

Jew, Christian, Jehovah Witness, Catholic, Pentecostal, Satanist, Agnostic, Athiest, FSM, Morman, Witch, or Druid? By the way this is a Gay prayer meeting and all are invited. I'm torn and the appetizers are getting warm. Who would be the best person to bring a toast of gladness and understanding? Or should I skip the prayer and just pig out?