What do you think of these, ahem, unusual names?

most of them sound as though you want this child to have it's *** kicked every day of it's childhood. bert is cute but i'm not sure about cinderella and nella. jumpasia and whyborn are particularly stupid sounding and male, brail and sail are nouns that mean other things and are going to sound really dumb as a child's name. why not just go with something clic rather than desperately trying to give it a name nobody else has? i bet nobody is named abortia but it doesn't make it a great name. good luck.